Friday, January 30, 2009

The Medical Profession speaks out on the Financial Bail-Out Package

>> The Allergists voted to scratch it.

>> The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

>> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.

>> The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

>> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

>> The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

>> The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'

>> The Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

>> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.

>> The Radiologists could see right through it.

>> The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

>> The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.

>> The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

>> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

>>The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

>> The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.

>> The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

>> In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some anuses in Washington .

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