Once again, I was disqualified from my neighborhood’s “Best Decorated House” contest, due to my bad attitude! 
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
I'm An Adult Now
25 Ways To Tell You're Grown Up
1 - Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.
2 - Having sex in a twin bed is totally out of the question.
3 - You keep more food than beer in the fridge. (Well, we do have two fridge's, one for food and one for beer...lol)
4 - 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5 - You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6 - You watch the weather channel.
7 - Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
8 - You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9 - Jeans and a sweater no longer classify as "dressed up".
10 - You're the one calling the police cause those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11 - Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12 - You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13 - Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14 - You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15 - Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16 -You take naps.
17 - Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18 - Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severly upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19 - You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
20 - A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer, "pretty good shit".
21 - You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22 - "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again".
23 - 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24 - You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.
25 - When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, "oh shit, what the hell happened"?
Bonus:
26 - You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your sorry ass.
You'll be a grown up some day too.
1 - Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.
2 - Having sex in a twin bed is totally out of the question.
3 - You keep more food than beer in the fridge. (Well, we do have two fridge's, one for food and one for beer...lol)
4 - 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5 - You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6 - You watch the weather channel.
7 - Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
8 - You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9 - Jeans and a sweater no longer classify as "dressed up".
10 - You're the one calling the police cause those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11 - Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12 - You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13 - Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14 - You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15 - Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16 -You take naps.
17 - Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18 - Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severly upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19 - You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
20 - A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer, "pretty good shit".
21 - You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22 - "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again".
23 - 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24 - You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.
25 - When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, "oh shit, what the hell happened"?
Bonus:
26 - You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your sorry ass.
You'll be a grown up some day too.
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